The Shape of the Universe
A promo for part 1 of “From the Kettle” due in November 2014
by Hannah Mizar
A special thanks to wyrmeguy for introducing me to the animation app!
how i spent my entire wednesday…
no more earth balance (palm oil :
What the heck is that?
IT’S VEGAN BUTTER
Yeah, you read that right.
And it’s called “Squid Butter” and no, there weren’t any squid involved (besides myself).
So, this is the deal. You can slice it, melt it, fry with it, bake with it, and just eat it straight (if you really want to). This is THE NEXT LEVEL OF VEGAN BUTTER.
The best thing about it? It’s made in house with no preservatives, no palm-oil, and no guilt! It lasts up to 6 months in the fridge and makes everything 10 times as delicious. It has about 1/7th the saturated fat of cow’s butter, no trans fats, no cholesterol, fewer calories, no puss (dairy), no blood, and no harm.
But wait, there’s something even better about this butter— you can buy it! Well, not quite yet, but when the relaunch of The Vegan Squid website goes live, get ready for some seriously delicious (and useful) treats to become available.
There is one thing I ask of you, my totally rad followers, what would you pay for a stick of butter (that actually works)?
The thing about patriarchy is that individual men, gay and straight, are often really wonderful people who you love deeply, but they have internalized some really poisonous shit. So every once in a while they say or do something that really shakes you because you’re no longer totally certain they see you as a human being, and you feel totally disempowered to explain that to them.
Death to the worm!
Me: haha oh Queso you tell the best cat-jokes
Queso: duh, now where’s lizyrrby ! You are an imposter!
Some important things right now…
1.no aliens on the escalator
2.bagels lookin like the universe
3.finding an old tape my dad made of the loud birds we used to live next door to
4. Scuzi moi, pronounced skuhzee moy according to my boss
5.my niece eating lettuce
7.liz and I being “zine as fuck” at the symposium